Trusted resources like you create valuable, interesting, educational and/or entertaining content.

This might be in the form of a blog, web show, online magazine, webinar series, ebook and the list goes on.

So, you decide to hop on the content train for your business either by creating or curating the best content in your niche.

But it isn’t spreading. Nobody is commenting. Nothing is really happening. You start to get nervous. “Is this worth it?” you begin to ask yourself.

Why isn’t it spreading? Sort of like looking in the mirror and saying, “Is it me or is it you?”

Normally there isn’t just one answer and it isn’t black and white. Some things directly matter and others go a little bit deeper with more abstract, yet equally important ideas like trust and authority. But, everything adds up.

Here are a few reasons why your content is lonely and how to get back on the right track with a few hundred or thousand friends:

1. Bad Web Design

If you website looks stuck in 1997 with a construction guy digging and music playing or like a run of the mill template, there is a lack of credibility and trust. Do you share content from sites that you don’t trust?

I wish it wasn’t true, but looks matter. Think about first impressions. It is worth investing in a site that is functional and reflects your personality and brand.

2. Lacking Ease Of Sharing

The best content is like peanut butter, easily spreadable. Easily spreadable doesn’t mean that it takes a scholar to find how to share easily via social networks, email, etc.

Enabling your community, no matter how big or small to share with ease can make a huge difference.

Do you have one click sharing?

3. Product Focused Content

The best content isn’t about your product. The harsh reality is nobody cares about any of our products. People do care about interests, passions, hobbies, solving their problems, getting answer to key questions, learning etc.

For example, let’s pretend you sell dog food. A mistake is to make the content about the food. Meaning features and benefits.

The fix here is to focus on an interest or passion. People aren’t passionate about dog food. Instead, I bet there are plenty of people passionate about dogs. Training dogs, dog health, etc. A better play is for the content to focus on the bigger picture and not just the product.

4. Not-You Focused Content

Injecting personality, passion and quirks into your content? Always a good thing. Making it about you and how amazing you are. Yikes.

Make it about them, not you. It will do better. Trust me.

5. Lack Of Passion

If you aren’t passionate about your content, it will show and will hinder progress. Nobody spreads half-baked material. If you can’t get excited and pumped up about your content, how can you expect anyone else to be?

6. Unclear, Boring Or Ridiculously Long Titles

I get it. Don’t judge a book by its cover or a piece of content by its title. Fair enough. However, the reality of the matter is titles matter, a lot. They matter for search engines and humans. When you have 50 titles in front of you, which ones jump out? Why?

Spending time on titles is worth the time.

7. Oops, I Forgot My Marketing

We have all fell into this trap. You spend all the time creating the content and posting it and then no time is left topromote it. You can have the greatest content in the world, but if you don’t spend time marketing and promoting it, then it will be the loneliest, saddest, greatest most useful content in the world.

My recommendation, especially when getting rolling is to spend 80% of total “content time” marketing and promoting.

This means creating one-on-one connections on social media sites, expanding your network, digital schmoozing, perhaps hosting an event or meet up. Often the best online marketing happens offline.   Content plus connections equals success. You have to give to get.

One bonus fun fact: Time. Trust, influence, authority and community isn’t built with just one post or overnight. It takes blood, sweat and tears.  While the opportunity to create has been democratized, that means you have to work hard to stick out. Keep at it, experiment, refine brick by brick, click by click, over time you might be the ruler of the next content empire.

What has been your experience? What would you add to the list?

This was a guest post by David Siteman Garland. Garland is the Founder of The Rise To The Top, The #1 Non-Boring Resource For Building Your Business Smarter, Faster, Cheaper.

I’m creating my first post from my new Droid cell phone. Googles operating system allows for opens source apps. These applications can transform your cell phone into a sort of 21st century swiss army knife. Open source means that anyone can design an application for this phone. This highlights googles democratic philosophy of giving people with good ideas a platform to present them. The future is being made every day, intersted in being a part of it? Give Orange snowman a call

Application Programing Interface (API) – An API is a documented interface that allows one software application to to interact with another application. An example of this is the Twitter API.

Avatar – An Avatar is an image or username that represents a person online within forums and social networks.

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BackType – BackType is a social media analytics company that helps companies measure their social engagement. Previously the service started as a blog comment search engine.

Bit.ly – Bit.ly is a free URL shortening service that provides statistics for the links users share online. Bit.ly is popularly used to condense long URLs to make them easier to share on social networks such as Twitter.

Blip.TV – Blip.TV is a online video sharing site that provides a free and paid platform for individuals and companies who host an online video show.

Blog – Blog is a word that was created from two words: “web log”. Blogs are usually maintained by an individual with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, or other material such as graphics or video. Entries are commonly displayed in reverse-chronological order. “Blog” can also be used as a verb, meaning to maintain or add content to a blog.

Blogger – Blogger is a free blogging platform owned by Google that allows individuals and companies to host and publish a blog typically on a subdomain. Example: yourblogname.blogspot.com

Blog Talk Radio – Blog Talk Radio is a free web application that allows users to host live online radio shows.

BoardReader – BoardReader is a free search engine that allows users to search for keywords only in posts and titles of online forums, a popular forum of social networking.

Boxee – Boxee is a social video application that allows users to watch online videos on their TVs and computers. Users can share and watch videos from a variety of online videos sources for free.

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Chat – Chat can refer to any kind of communication over the Internet, but traditionally refers to one-to-one communication through a text-based chat application commonly referred to as instant messaging applications.

Collecta – Collecta is a real-time search engine that includes results from from blogs, microblogs, news feeds and photo sharing services as they are published.

Collective Intelligence – Collective Intelligence is a shared or group intelligence that emerges from the collaboration and competition of many individuals and appears in consensus decision-making in social networks.

Comment – A comment is a response that is often provided as an answer of reaction to a blog post or message on a social network. Comments are a primary form of two-way communication on the social web.

Compete – Compete is a web-based application that offers users and businesses web analytics and enables people to compare and contrast the statistics for different websites over time.

Craigslist – Craigslist is a popular online commerce site in which users sell a variety of goods and services to other users. The service has been credited for causing the reduction of classified advertising in newspapers across the United States.

Creative Commons – Creative Commons is a nonprofit corporation dedicated to making it easier for people to share and build upon the work of others, consistent with the rules of copyright. It provides free licenses and other legal tools to mark creative work with the freedom the creator wants it to carry, so others can share, remix, use commercially, or any combination thereof.

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Delicious – Delicious is a free online bookmarking service that lets users save website addresses publicly and privately online so that they can be accessed from any device connected to the Internet and shared with friends.

Digg – Digg is a social news website that allows members to submit and vote for articles. Articles with the most votes appear on the homepage of the site and subsequently are seen by the largest portion of the site’s membership as well as other visitors.

Disqus – Disqus is a comment system and moderation tool for your site. This service lets you add next-gen community management and social web integration to any site on any platform.

DocStoc – DocStoc is an online sharing service for documents. Users can view, upload, share and sell documents.

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EventBrite – Eventbrite is a provider of online event management and ticketing services. Eventbrite is free if your event is free. If you sell tickets to your event, Eventbrite collects a fee per ticket.

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Facebook – Facebook is a social utility that connects people with friends and others who work, study and live around them. Facebook is the largest social network in the world with more than 500 million users.

Firefox – Firefox is an open-source web browser. It has emgered as one of the most popular web browsers on the Internet and allows users to customize their browser through the use of third-party extensions.

Flash Mob – A flash mob is a large group of people who assemble suddenly in a public place, perform an unusual and pointless act for a brief time, then quickly disperse. The term flash mob is generally applied only to gatherings organized via telecommunications, social media, or viral emails.

Flickr – Flickr is a social network based around online picture sharing. The service allows users to store photos online and then share them with others through profiles, groups, sets and other methods.

Forums – Also known as a message board, a forum is an online discussion site. It originated as the modern equivalent of a traditional bulletin board, and a technological evolution of the dialup bulletin board system.

Foursquare – Foursquare is a social network in which friends share their locations and connect with others in close psychical proximity to each other. The service uses a system of digital badges to reward players who “checkin” to different types of locations.

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Google Buzz – Google Buzz is a social networking and messaging tool from Google, designed to integrate into the company’s web-based email program, Gmail. Users can share links, photos, videos, status messages and comments organized in “conversations” and visible in the user’s inbox.

Google Chrome – Google Chrome is a free web browser produced by Google that fully integrates into its online search system as well as other applications.

Google Documents – Google Documents is a group of web-based office applications that includes tools for word processing, presentations and spreadsheet analysis. All documents are stored and edited online and allow multiple people to collaborate on a document in real-time.

Google Wave – Google Wave is a collaboration tool developed by Google as a next-generation solution to e-mail communication. A wave is a live, shared space on the web where people can discuss and work together using richly formatted text, photos, videos, maps, and more.

Gowalla – Gowalla is a social network in which friends share their locations and connect with others in close psychical proximity to each other.

Groundswell – A social trend in which people use technologies to get the things they need from each other, rather than from traditional institutions like corporations. (Charlene Li and Josh Bernoff, Groundswell, pg. 9)

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Hashtag – A hashtag is a tag used on the social network Twitter as a way to annotate a message. A hashtag is a word or phrase preceded by a “#”. Example: #yourhashtag. Hashtags are commonly used to show that a tweet, a Twitter message, is related to an event or conference.

hi5 – hi5 is a social network focused on the youth market. It is a social entertainment destination, with a focus on delivering a fun and entertainment-driven social experience online to users around the world.

HootSuite – HootSuite is a web-based Twitter client. With HootSuite, you can manage multiple Twitter profiles, pre-schedule tweets, and view metrics.

HTML – HyperText Markup Language (HTML) is a programing language for web pages. Think of HTML as the brick-and-mortar of pages on the web — it provides content and structure while CSS supplies style. HTML has changed over the years and it is on the cusp of its next version: HTML5.

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Inbound Marketing – Inbound marketing is a style of marketing that essentially focuses on getting found by customers. This sense is related to relationship marketing and Seth Godin’s idea of permission marketing. David Meerman Scott recommends that marketers “earn their way in” (via publishing helpful information on a blog etc.) in contrast to outbound marketing where they used to have to “buy, beg, or bug their way in” (via paid advertisements, issuing press releases in the hope they get picked up by the trade press, or paying commissioned sales people, respectively).

Instant Messaging – Instant messaging (IM) is a form of real-time direct text-based communication between two or more people. More advanced instant messaging software clients also allow enhanced modes of communication, such as live voice or video calling.

J

Joomla – Joomla is an content management system (CMS) which enables users to build websites and online applications.

K

Kyte – Kyte is an online and mobile video application that provides video hosting and stream for both recorded and live video feeds.

L

Lifecasting – Lifecasting is a continual broadcast of events in a person’s life through digital media. Typically, lifecasting is transmitted through the Internet and can involve wearable technology.

Like – A “Like” is an action that can be made by a Facebook user. Instead of writing a comment for a message or a status update, a Facebook user can click the “Like” button as a quick way to show approval and share the message.

Link Building – Link building is an aspect of search engine optimization in which website owners develop strategies to generate links to their site from other websites with the hopes of improving their search engine ranking. Blogging has emerged as a popular method of link building.

LinkedIn – LinkedIn is a business-oriented social networking site. Founded in December 2002 and launched in May 2003, it is mainly used for professional networking. As of June 2010, LinkedIn had more than 70 million registered users, spanning more than 200 countries and territories worldwide

Lurker – A lurker online is a person who reads discussions on a message board, newsgroup, social network, or other interactive system, but rarely or never participates in the discussion.

M

Mashup – A content mashup contains multiple types of media drawn from pre-existing sources to create a new work. Digital mashups allow individuals or businesses to create new peices of content by combining multiple online content sources.

MySpace – MySpace is a social networking website owned by News Corporation. MySpace became the most popular social networking site in the United States in June 2006 and was overtaken internationally by its main competitor, Facebook, in April 2008.

MyPunchbowl – MyPunchbowl.com is a social network that facilitates party planning and provides members with ideas, invitations, favors, gift registries, photo/video sharing, and more.

N

News Reader – A news reader allows users to aggregate articles from multiple websites into one place using RSS feeds. The purpose of these aggregators is to allow for a faster and more efficient consumption of information.

Newsvine – Newsvine is a social news site similar to Digg in which users submit and vote for stories to be shared and read by other members of the community.

O

Opera – Opera is an open-source web browser. While not as popular as Firefox, Opera is used as the default browser on some gaming systems and mobile devices.

Orkut – Orkut is a social networking website that is owned and operated by Google. The website is named after its creator, Google employee Orkut Büyükkökten. Although Orkut is less popular in the United States than competitors Facebook and MySpace, it is one of the most visited websites in India and Brazil.

P

Pandora – Pandora is a social online radio station that allows users to create stations based on their favorite artists and types of music.

Permalink – A permalink is an address or URL of a particular post within a blog or website.

Podcast – A podcast, or non-streamed webcast, is a series of digital media files, either audio or video, that are released episodically and often downloaded through an RSS feed..

Posterous – Posterous is a blogging and content syndication platform that allows users to post content from any computer or mobile device by sending an e-mail.

PostRank – PostRank monitors and collects social engagement related to content around the web. Essentially it helps publishers understand which type of content promotes sharing on the social web.

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Qik – Qik is an online video streaming service that lets users to stream video live from their mobile phones to the web.

Quantcast – Quantcast provides website traffic and demographics for websites. The tool is primarily used by online advertisers looking to target specific demographics.

R

Real-Time Search – Real-time search is the method of indexing content being published online into search engine results with virtually no delay.

Reddit – Reddit is similar to Digg and Newsvine. It is a social news site that is built upon a community of users who share and comment on stories.

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Scribd – Scribd turns document formats such as PDF, Word and PowerPoint into a web document for viewing and sharing online.

Search Engine Optimization – Search Engine Optimization is the process of improving the volume or quality of traffic to a website from search engines via unpaid or organic search traffic.

Second Life – Second Life is an online virtual world developed by Linden Lab that was launched on June 23, 2003. Users are called “residents” and they interact with each other through avatars. Residents can explore, meet other residents, socialize, participate in individual and group activities, create and trade virtual property and services with one another, and travel throughout the world.

Seesmic – Seesmic is a popular desktop and mobile social application. Using APIs, Seesmic allows users to share content on social networks such as Twitter and Google Buzz from the same application.

Sentiment – Sentiment is normally referred to as the attitude of user comments related to a brand online. Some social media monitoring tools measure sentiment.

SlideShare – SlideShare is an online social network for sharing presentations and documents. Users can favorite and embed presentations as well as share them on other social networks such as Twitter and Facebook.

Skype – Skype is a free program that allows for text, audio and video chats between users. Additionally, users can purchase plans to receive phone calls through their Skype account.

Social Media – Social media is media designed to be disseminated through social interaction, created using highly accessible and scalable publishing techniques.

Social Media Monitoring – Social media monitoring is a process of monitoring and responding to mentions related to a business that occur in social media.

StumbleUpon – Free web-browser extension which acts as an intelligent browsing tool for discovering and sharing web sites.

T

Tag Cloud – A tag cloud is a visual depiction of user-generated tags, or simply the word content of a site, typically used to describe the content of web sites.

Technorati – Technorati is a popular blog search engine that also provides categories and authority rankings for blogs.

TweetDeck – TweetDeck is an application that connects users with contacts across Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, LinkedIn and more.

Tweetup – A Tweetup is an organized or impromptu gathering of people that use Twitter.

Twitter – Twitter is a platform that allows users to share 140-character-long messages publicly. User can “follow” each other as a way of subscribing to each others’ messages. Additionally, users can use the @username command to direct a message towards another Twitter user.

Twitter Search – Twitter Search is a search engine operated by Twitter to search for Twitter messages and users in real-time.

Tumblr – Tumblr lets users share content in the form of a blog. Users can post text, photos, quotes, links, music, and videos from your browser, phone, desktop, or email.

TypePad – TypePad is a free and paid blogging platform similar to Blogger. It allows users to host and publish their own blogs.

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Unconference – An unconference is a facilitated, participant-driven conference centered on a theme or purpose. The term “unconference” has been applied, or self-applied, to a wide range of gatherings that try to avoid one or more aspects of a conventional conference, such as high fees and sponsored presentations.

USTREAM – USTREAM is a live interactive broadcast platform that enables anyone with an Internet connection and a camera to engage to stream video online.

URL – A URL is most popularly known as the “address” of a web page on the World Wide Web, e.g. http://www.example.com

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Video Blog – A video blog is a blog the produces regular video content often around the same theme on a daily or weekly basis. An example of a successful video blog is Wine Library TV.

Viddler – Viddler is a popular video sharing site similar to YouTube and Vimeo in which users can upload videos to be hosted online and shared and watched by others.

Vimeo – Vimeo is a popular video sharing service in which users can upload videos to be hosted online and shared and watched by others. Vimeo user videos are often more artistic and the service does not allow commercial video content.

Viral Marketing – Viral marketing refers to marketing techniques that use pre-existing social networks to produce increases in brand awareness or to achieve other marketing objectives through self-replicating viral processes.

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Web Analytics – Web analytics is the measurement, collection, analysis and reporting of Internet data for purposes of understanding and optimizing web usage.

Webinar – A webinar is used to conduct live meetings, training, or presentations via the Internet.

Widget – A widget is an element of a graphical user interface that displays an information arrangement changeable by the user, such as a window or text box.

Wiki – A wiki is a website that allows the easy creation and editing of any number of interlinked web pages via a web browser, allowing for collaboration between users.

Wikipedia – Wikipedia is a free, web-based, collaborative, multilingual encyclopedia project supported by the non-profit Wikimedia Foundation. Its 15 million articles (over 3.3 million in English) have been written collaboratively by volunteers around the world, and almost all of its articles can be edited by anyone with access to the site.

WordPress – WordPress is a content management system and contains blog publishing tools that allow users to host and publish blogs.

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Yammer – Yammer is a business communication tool that operates as an internal Twitter-like messaging system for employees within an organization. It is used to provide real-time communication and reduce the need for e-mail.

Yelp – Yelp is a social network and local search website that provides users with a platform to review, rate and discuss local businesses. Over 31 million people access Yelp’s website each month, putting it in the top 150 U.S. Internet websites.

YouTube – YouTube is a video-sharing website on which users can upload, share, and view videos. Three former PayPal employees created YouTube in February 2005. In November 2006, YouTube, LLC was bought by Google Inc. for $1.65 billion, and is now operated as a subsidiary of Google. YouTube is the largest video sharing site in the world.

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Zoho – Zoho is a suite of online web applications geared towards business productivity and collaboration.

Zooomr – Zooomr is a online photo sharing service similar to Flickr.

With more than 82 million people texting regularly, it\’s no wonder you\’ve seen this cryptic looking code!
Commonly used wherever people get online — whether by text message, IM, SMS, email, cell phone, iPhone, Blackberry, PDA, handy or pager — and as seen on blogs, chat rooms, Web sites, games, and newsgroup postings — these abbreviations are used by people to correspond with each other. Acronyms are an integral part of computer culture. The use of acronyms grew rapidly on the Internet and created a new lingo, known as shorthand, online jargon and leetspeak.
The difference between acronyms and shorthand is that with acronyms, you pronounce the letters as a new word (for example, FUBAR is pronounced foo-bar and RADAR is pronounced ray-dar). In contrast, shorthand pronunciations are like an initialism (a set of initials) in which you say the letters one-by-one (for example, ESP is an initialism for extra sensory perception whereas esp. is an abbreviation for especially). The online practice is to refer to any online shorthand, initialisms, or abbreviations as acronyms. Acronyms are often typed in ALL CAPS but it is not proper netiquette to type in ALL CAPS in general, in fact, it\’s SHOUTING.
People with limited eyesight may use all caps to see the words better, but otherwise, TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF.

Note: \”C\” and \”S\” are used interchangeably for \”See\” –and– \”U\” and \”Y\” are used interchangeably for \”You\”
!I have a comment
*$Starbucks
,!!!!talk to the hand
02Your (or my) two cents worth, also seen as m.02
10Qthank you
1174Nude club
121One to one
1337Elite -or- leet -or- L337
143I love you
14AA41One for All and All for One
182I hate you
190 hand
20Location
2B or not 2BTo Be Or Not To Be
2b@To Be At
2BZ4UQTToo Busy For You Cutey
2G2B4GToo Good To Be Forgotten
2G2BTToo Good To Be True
2moroTomorrow
2niteTonight
2U2To You Too
404I haven\’t a clue
411Information
420Marijuana
459I love you
4COLFor Crying Out Loud
4EAEForEver And Ever
4evaforever
4everForever
4NRForeigner
4QF*** You
511Too much information
5FS5 Finger Salute
8Oral sex
831I Love You
86Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out
9Parent is watching
99Parent is no longer watching
::poof::i\’m gone
<3heart
?I have a question
?^hook up?
@TEOTDAt The End Of The Day
A/S/L/PAge/Sex/Location/Picture
A3Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
AAAAAAmerican Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAFAs A Friend -or- Always And Forever
AAKAsleep At Keyboard
AAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact
AAMOIAs A Matter Of Interest
AARAt Any Rate
AAR8At Any Rate
AASAlive And Smiling
AATKAlways At The Keyboard
AAYFAs Always, Your Friend
ABAss Backwards
ab/abtabout
ABITHIWTITBA Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ABT2About To
ACDAlt Control Delete
ACEAccess Control Entry
ACKAcknowledgement
ACORNA Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person
ADADAnother Day Another Dollar
ADBBAll Done Bye Bye
addyaddress
ADIHAnother Day In Hell
ADIPAnother Day In Paradise
ADNAdvanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now
ADRAddress
ADVDAdvised
AEAPAs Early As Possible
AFAGAYA Friend As Good As You
AFAHMASPA Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
AFAICAs Far As I\’m Concerned
AFAICSAs Far As I Can See
AFAICTAs Far As I Can Tell
AFAIKAs Far As I Know
AFAIRAs Far As I Remember
AFAIUAs Far As I Understand
AFAIUIAs Far As I Understand It
AFAPAs Far As Possible
AFAYCAs Far As You\’re Concerned
AFCAway From Computer
AFDNAny F***ing Day Now
AFGOAnother F***ing Growth Opportunity
AFIAAAs Far As I Am Aware
AFINIAFIA Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFJApril Fools Joke
AFKAway From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
AFPOEA Fresh Pair Of Eyes
AFTAbout F***ing Time
AFZAcronym Free Zone
AGBAlmost Good Bridge
AGKWEAnd God Knows What Else
AIAMUAnd I\’m A Monkey\’s Uncle
aightall right
AIHAs It Happens
AIMBAs I Mentioned Before
AIMPAlways In My Prayers
AISBAs I Said Before
AISEAs I Said Earlier
AISIAs I See It
AITRAdult In The Room
AKA or a.k.a.Also Known As
ALAPAs Late As Possible
alconAll Concerned
ALOLActually Laughing Out Loud
ALOTBSOLAlways Look On The Bright Side Of Life
ALTGAct Locally, Think Globally
AMAPAs Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible
AMBWAll My Best Wishes
AMFAdios Mother F***er
AMLAll My Love
AMRMTYFTSAll My Roommates Thank You For The Show
ANFAWFOSAnd Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANFSCDAnd Now For Something Completely Different
ANGBAlmost Nearly Good Bridge
AOASAll Of A Sudden
AOBAbuse Of Bandwidth
AONApropos Of Nothing
APApple Pie
ASApe Sh** -or- Another Subject
ASAFPAs Soon As F***ing Possible
ASAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact
ASAPAs Soon As Possible
ASAYGTAs Soon As You Get This
ASLAge/Sex/Location
ASLMHAge/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
ATABAin\’t That A Bitch
ATCAny Two Cards
ATMAt The Moment -or- Asynchronous Transfer Mode -or- Automated Teller Machine
ATSLAlong The Same Line
ATSTAt The Same Time
ATWAll The Web -or- Around The Web -or- All The Way
ATWDAgree That We Disagree
AWCAfter While, Crocodile
AWGTHTGTTAAre We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWHFYAre We Having Fun Yet?
AWLTPAvoiding Work Like The Plague
AWNIACAll We Need Is Another Chair
AWOLAbsent Without Leave
AWTTWA Word To The Wise
AYCAren\’t You Clever -or- Aren\’t You Cheeky
AYCEAll You Can Eat
AYKAs You Know
AYORAt Your Own Risk
AYSOSAre You Stupid Or Something
AYTMTBAnd You\’re Telling Me This Because
AYVAre You Vertical?
B&FBack and Forth
B/CBecause
B4Before
B4NBye For Now
B4UBefore You
B4YKIBefore You Know It
BABYBeing Annoyed By You
BACBad Ass Chick
BAGBusting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
BAKBack At Keyboard
BAMFBad Ass Mother F***er
bananacode word for penis
BARBBuy Abroad but Rent in Britain
BAUBusiness As Usual
BBBe Back
BB4NBye Bye for Now
BBAMFICBig Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge
BBBBye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
BBBGBye Bye Be Good
BBFBBMBody By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
BBFNBye Bye for Now
BBIABBe Back In A Bit
BBIAFBe Back In A Few
BBIASBe Back In A Sec
BBIAWBe Back In A While
BBLBe Back Later
BBMFICBig Bad Mother F***er In Charge
BBRBurnt Beyond Repair
BBSBe Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service
BBSDBe Back Soon Darling
BBSLBe Back Sooner or Later
BBTBe Back Tomorrow
BBWBig Beautiful Woman
BCBecause
BCBGBon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
BCBSBig Company, Big School
BCNUBe Seeing You
bcozbecause
BDBig Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
BDBI5MBusy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
BDCBig Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com
BDNBig Damn Number
BEGBig Evil Grin
beosNudge
BFBoyfriend -or- Best Friend
BFDBig F***ing Deal
BFEBum F*** Egypt
BFFBest Friends Forever
BFFNBest Friends For Now
BFFTTEBest Friends Forever Til The End
BFNBye For Now
BFRBig F***ing Rock
BGBe Good
BHAGBig Hairy Audacious Goal
BHGBig Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
BHIMBGOBloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old
BHOFBald Headed Old Fart
BIBusiness Intelligence
BI5Back In Five
BIBIBye Bye
BIBOBeer In, Beer Out
BIFBasis In Fact -or- Before I Forget
BILBrother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening
BIOBring It On
BIOIYABreak It Off In Your Ass
BIONBelieve It Or Not
BIOYEBlow It Out Your Ear
BIOYIOPBlow It Out Your I/O Port
BIOYNBlow it Out Your Nose
BITCHBasically In The Clear Homey
BITDBack In The Day
BITFOBBring It The F*** On, Bitch
BJBlow Job
BKABetter Known As
BLBelly Laughing
BLBBLBBack Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
BlkbryBlackberry
BMByte Me
BMFBad Mother F***er
BMGWLBusting My Gut With Laughter
BMOCBig Man On Campus
BMOFBite Me Old Fart
BMOTAByte Me On The Ass
BNDNBeen Nowhere Done Nothing
BNFBig Name Fan
BOBug Off -or- Body Odor
BOBBattery Operated Boyfriend
BOBFOCBody Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
BOCTAAEBut Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
BOFHBastard Operator From Hell
BOHICABend Over Here It Comes Again
BONBelieve it Or Not
bookit means cool
BOTECBack Of The Envelope Calculation
BOTOHBut On The Other Hand
BPLMBig Person Little Mind
BRBathroom
BRBBe Right Back
BRICBrazil, Russia, India, China
BRTBe Right There
BSBig Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
BSAAWBig Smile And A Wink
BSBD&NEBook Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
BSEGBig Sh** Eating Grin
BSFBut Seriously, Folks
BSODBlue Screen of Death
BTByte This
BTABut Then Again -or- Before The Attacks
BTDBored To Death
BTDTBeen There Done That
BTDTGTSBeen There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BTFOBack The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
BTHOOMBeats The Heck Out Of Me
BTNBetter Than Nothing
BTOIYABe There Or It\’s Your Ass
BTSOOMBeats The Sh** Out Of Me
BTTTBack To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
BTWBy The Way
BTWBOBe There With Bells On
BTWITIAILWUBy The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
buhbyebye
BWBest Wishes
BWDIKBut What Do I Know
BWLBursting With Laughter
BWOBlack, White or Other
BWTMBut Wait, There\’s More
BYKTBut You Knew That
BYOABring Your Own Advil
BYOBBring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer
BYOWBuild Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine
BZBusy
c yasee ya
C&GChuckly and Grin
C-PSleepy
C-TCity
C/PCross Post
C/SChange of Subject
C4NCiao For Now
CAACCool As A Cucumber
CASCrack A Smile
CBChat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back
CBBCan\’t Be Bothered
CBFCan\’t Be F***ed
CBJCovered Blow Job
CD9Code 9 – it means parents are around
CFCoffee Freak
CFVCall For Vote
CHAClick Here Asshole
CIAOGoodbye (in Italian)
CICOCoffee In, Coffee Out
CICYHWCan I Copy Your Home Work
CIDConsider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace
CILCheck In Later
CLMCareer Limiting Move
CMCall Me
CMAPCover My Ass Partner
CMFCount My Fingers
CMIWCorrect Me if I\’m Wrong
CMUCrack Me Up
CNPContinued in Next Post
COBClose Of Business
COBRASCome On By Right After School
CODChange Of Dressing
Cof$Church of Scientology
CofSChurch of Scientology
COSChange Of Subject
CRAFTCan\’t Remember A F***ing Thing
CRAPCheap Redundant Assorted Products
CRATCan\’t Remember A Thing
CRAWSCan\’t Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
CRBCome Right Back
CRBTCrying Real Big Tears
CRDCaucasian Rhythm Disorder -or- Deficiency
CRDTCHCKCredit Check
CRSCan\’t Remember Sh**
CRTLACan\’t Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
CSCareer Suicide
CSACool Sweet Awesome
CSLCan\’t Stop Laughing
CSNChuckle, Snicker, Grin
CTCan\’t Talk
CTACall To Action
CTCCare To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken
CTMQChuckle To Myself Quietly
CTOCheck This Out
CUSee You -or- Cracking Up
CUATUSee You Around The Universe
CUL8RSee You Later
CULASee You Later Alligator
CUNSSee You In School
CUOLSee You OnLine
CUWTACatch Up With The Acronyms
CUZBecause
CWOTComplete Waste Of Time
CWYLChat With You Later
CXCancelled
CYCalm Yourself
CYACover Your Ass -or- See Ya
CYECheck your Email
CYLSee You Later
CYMCheck Your Mail
CYOSee You Online
CYTSee You Tomorrow
D&MDeep & Meaningful
d/cdisconnected
d00ddude, also seen as dood
dathere
DAMHIKTDon\’t Ask Me How I Know That
DARFCDucking And Running For Cover
DBADoing Business As
DBABAIDon\’t Be A Bitch About It
DBDDon\’t Be Dumb
DBEYRDon\’t Believe Everything You Read
DDDue Diligence
DDSOSDifferent Day, Same Old Sh**
defDefinitely
DEGTDon\’t Even Go There
demthem
desethese
DETIDon\’t Even Think It
dewddude
deythey
DFDear Friend
DFLADisenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
DGADon\’t Go Anywhere
DGTDon\’t Go There
DGTGDon\’t Go There Girlfriend
DGYFDamn Girl You\’re Fine
DHDear Husband
DHYBDon\’t Hold Your Breath
DIAFDie In A Fire
DICDrunk In Charge
DIKUDo I Know You?
DILLIGADDo I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGASDo I Look Like I Give A Sh**
DINKDouble Incomes, No Kids
DIRFTDo It Right the First Time
DISTODid I Say That Outloud?
DITRDancing In The Rain
dittosame here
DITYIDDid I Tell You I\’m Distressed
DIYDo It Yourself
DKDCDon\’t Know Don\’t Care
DLDown Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link
DLTBBBDon\’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTMDon\’t Lie To Me
DMIDon\’t Mention It
DNBL8Do Not Be Late
DNCDoes Not Compute
DNDDo Not Disturb
DOCDrug Of Choice
DOEDepends On Experience
DOEIGoodbye (in Dutch)
DORDDepartment Of Redundancy Department
DPDomestic Partner
dpsDamage Per Second
DPUPDon\’t Poop Your Pants
DQMOTDon\’t Quote Me On This
DQYDJDon\’t Quit Your Day Job
DRBDirty Rat Bastard
DRIBDon\’t Read If Busy
DSTR8Damn Straight
DTCDeep Throaty Chuckle
DTRTDo The Right Thing
DUIDriving Under the Influence
DUMDo You Masturbate?
DUNADon\’t Use No Acronyms
dunnoi don\’t know
DURSDamn You Are Sexy
DUSLDo You Scream Loud?
DUSTDid You See That?
DWBDon\’t Write Back
DWBHDon\’t Worry Be Happy
DWIDriving While Intoxicated
DWPKOTLDeep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
DWSDriving While Stupid
DWWWISurfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated
DWYMDoes What You Mean
DYFMDude You Fascinate Me
DYHABDo You Have A Boyfriend?
DYHAGDo You Have A Girlfriend
DYJHIWDon\’t You Just Hate It When…
DYLIDo You Love It?
DYOFDWDo Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
DYSTSOTTDid You See The Size Of That Thing
E123Easy as One, Two, Three
E2HOEach to His/Her Own
EAKEating at Keyboard
EAPFSEverything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks
EEElectronic Emission
effinF***ing
EFTElectronic Funds Transfer
EGEvil Grin
ELEvil Laugh
EMExcuse Me
EMAE-Mail Address
EMFBIExcuse Me For Butting In
EMFJIExcuse Me For Jumping In
EMIExcuse My Ignorance
EMLEmail Me Later
EMRTWEvil Monkey\’s Rule The World
EMSGE-Mail Message
EODEnd Of Day -or- End Of Discussion
EOLEnd Of Life
EOMEnd Of Message
EOTEnd Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
ESADEat Sh** And Die
ESADYFAEat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole
ESEMEDEvery Second Every Minute Every Day
ESHExperience, Strength, and Hope
ESMFEat Sh** Mother F***er
ESOEquipment Smarter than Operator
ETAEstimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add
ETLAETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
every1everyone
EVRE1Every One
EWIE-mailing While Intoxicated
EZEasy
F2FFace-to-Face
FABFeatures Attributes Benefits
FAHF***ing A Hot
FAPF***ing A Pissed
FAQLFrequently Asked Questions List
FASBFast Ass Son Bitchii
FAWCFor Anyone Who Cares
FAWOMFTFrequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time
FBF*** Buddy
FBIF***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
FBKSFailure Between Keyboard and Seat
FBOCDFacebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
FCFSFirst Come, First Served
FCOLFor Crying Out Loud
FDGBFall Down Go Boom
FEFatal Error
FFFriends Forever
FF&PNFresh Fields and Pastures New
FFSFor F*** Sake
FGDAIFuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
FIFF*** I\’m Funny
FIGSFrench, Italian, German, Spanish
FIIKF*** If I Know
FILFather-In-Law
FILFFather I\’d Like to F***
FILTHFailed In London, Try Hong Kong
FINEF***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
FISHFirst in, Still Here
FITBFill In The Blanks
FLAFour Letter Acronym
FLUIDF***ing Look it Up, I Did
FMLTWIAF*** Me Like The Whore I Am
FMTYEWTKFar More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
FMUTAF*** Me Up The Ass
FNGF***ing New Guy
FOF*** Off
FOADF*** Off And Die
FOAFFriend Of A Friend
FOAGF*** Off And Google
FOCFree of Charge
FOFLFalling on Floor Laughing
FOGCFear Of Getting Caught
FOLFond of Leather
FOMCFell Off My Chair
FOMCLFalling Off My Chair Laughing
FORDFound On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
FOSFull Of Sh**
FOUOFor Official Use Only
FREDF***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
FSFor Sale
FSBOFor Sale By Owner
FSRFor Some Reason
FSUF*** Sh** Up
FTASBFaster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMHFrom The Bottom Of My Heart
FTEFull Time Employee
FTFF*** That\’s Funny -or- Face To Face
FTFOIFor The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
FTLFaster Than Light
FTLOGFor The Love Of God
FTNF*** That Noise
FTRFor The Record
FTRFF*** That\’s Really Funny
FTTBFor The Time Being
FTWFor The Win -or- F*** The World
FU2F*** You Too
FUBARF***ed Up Beyond All Recognition (or Repair)
FUBBF***ed Up Beyond Belief
FUDFear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FUJIMOF*** You Jack I\’m Movin\’ On
FUMF***ed Up Mess
FURTBFilled Up and Ready To Burst
FWBFriends With Benefits
FWDForward
FWIWFor What It\’s Worth
FWOTF***ing Waste Of Time
FYAFor Your Amusement
FYEFor Your Edification
FYEOFor Your Eyes Only
FYFFrom Your Friend
FYIFor Your Information
FYIFVF*** You I\’m Fully Vested
FYLTGEFrom Your Lips To Gods Ears
FYMFor Your Misinformation
FYSBIGTBABNFasten Your Seat Belts It\’s Going To Be A Bumpy Night
GGuess -or- Grin -or- Giggle
G1Good One
G2GGot to Go
G2GLYSGot To Go Love Ya So
G4IGo For It
G4NGood For Nothing
GAGo Ahead
GABGetting A Beer
GAFYKGet Away From Your Keyboard
GAGFIGives A Gay First Impression
GALGet A Life
GALGALGive A Little Get A Little
GALHERGet A Load of Her
GALHIMGet A Load of Him
GANBGetting Another Beer
GAPGot A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People
GASGot A Second?
gawdgod
GBGood Bridge
GBGGreat Big Grin
GBHGreat Big Hug
GBTWGet Back To Work
GCGood Crib
GD&RGrinning, Ducking and Running
GD&RFGrinning, Ducking and Running Fast
GDIGod Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
GDWGrin, Duck and Wave
GFGirlfriend
GFFGo F***ing Figure
GFIGo For It
GFNGone For Now
GFONGood For One Night
GFRGrim File Reaper
GFTDGone For The Day
GFYGood For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself
GFYMFGo F*** Yourself Mother F***er
GGGood Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling
GGAGood Game All
GGGGGod, God, God, God
GGNGotta Go Now
GGOHGotta Get Out of Here
GGPGotta Go Pee
GHMGod Help Me
GIGoogle It
GICGift In Crib
GIDKGee I Don\’t Know
GIGOGarbage In, Garbage Out
GILFGrandmother I\’d Like to F***
GIWISTGee, I Wish I\’d Said That
GJGood Job
GJPGood Job Partner
GLGood Luck -or- Get Lost
GLAGood Luck All
GLBGood Looking Boy
GLBTGay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
GLGGood Looking Girl
GLGHGood Luck and Good Hunting
GLYASDIGod Loves You And So Do I
GMGood Morning -or- Good Move
GMABGive Me A Break
GMAFBGive Me A F***ing Break
GMTAGreat Minds Think Alike
GMTFTGreat Minds Think For Themselves
GNGood Night
GNBLFYGot Nothing But Love For You
GNOCGet Naked On Cam
GNSDGood Night Sweet Dreams
GOIGet Over It
GOKGod Only Knows
GOLGiggling Out Loud
GOOD jobGet Out Of Debt job
GOSGay Or Straight
GOWIGet On With It
GOYHHGet Off Your High Horse
GR&DGrinning Running And Ducking
GR2BRGood Riddance To Bad Rubbish
GR8Great
GRASGenerally Recognized As Safe
gratzCongratulations
grrlzgirls, also seen as grrl
GRRRGrowling
GSOASGo Sit On A Snake
GSOHGood Sense Of Humor
GSYJDWURMNKHGood Seeing You, Just Don\’t Wear Your Monkey Hat
GTGood Try
GTFOGet The F*** Out
GTFOOHGet The F*** Out Of Here
GTGGot To Go
GTGBGot To Go, Bye
GTGPGot To Go Pee
GTHGo To Hell
GTKGood To Know
GTMGiggle To Myself
GTRMGoing To Read Mail
GTSYGlad To See You
GUDGeographically UnDesirable
guvmentgovernment, also seen as guvmint, gumint
GWIGet With It
GWSGet Well Soon
GYHOOYAGet Your Head Out Of Your Ass
GYPOGet Your Pants Off
H&KHugs and Kisses
h/oHold On
h/pHold Please
H4UHot For You
H4XX0RHacker -or- To Be Hacked
H9Husband in room
HADVDHave Advised
hag1have a good one
HAGDHave a Great Day
HAGNHave A Good Night
HAGOHave A Good One
HAKHugs And Kisses
HANDHave a Nice Day
HARHit And Run
HAWTLWHello And Welcome To Last Week
HBHurry Back
HBASTDHitting Bottom And Starting To Dig
HBBHip Beyond Belief
HBIBHot But Inappropriate Boy
HBICHead Bitch In Charge
HBUHow Bout You?
HCCHoly Computer Crap
HDHold
HFHello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
HHISHanging Head In Shame
HHO1/2KHa Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJHa-Ha, Only Joking
HHOKHa Ha, Only Kidding
HHOSHa-Ha, Only Serious
HHTYAYHappy Holidays To You And Yours
Hi 5HIgh Five
HIGHow\’s It Going
HIHHope It Helps
HIOOCHelp, I\’m Out Of Coffee
HITAKSHang In There And Keep Smiling
HMFICHead MOFO In Charge
HNTIHow Nice That/This Is
HNTWHow Nice That Was
HNYHappy New Year
HOHang On -or- Hold On
HOHAHOllywood HAcker
HOICHold On, I\’m Coming
HOYEWHanging On Your Every Word
HPHigher Power
HPPOHighest Paid Person in Office
HSIKHow Should I Know
HTHi There
HTBHang The Bastards
HTHHope This (or That) Helps
HTNOTHHit The Nail On The Head
HUHook Up
HUAHeads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass
HUDHow You Doing?
HUGZHugs
huhwhat
HUYAHead Up Your Ass
HWGAHere We Go Again
I 1-D-RI Wonder
I <3 UI Love You
i h8 iti hate it
I&IIntercourse & Inebriation
I-D-LIdeal
IACIn Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares
IAEIn Any Event
IAITSIt\’s All In The Subject
IANACI Am Not A Crook
IANADBIPOOTVI Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
IANAEI Am Not An Expert
IANALI Am Not A Lawyer
IANNNGCI Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
IASAP4UI Always Say A Prayer For You
IATI Am Tired
IAWI Agree With -or- In Accordance With
IAYMI Am Your Master
IBGYBGI\’ll Be Gone, You\’ll Be Gone
IBIWISII\’ll Believe It When I See It
IBKIdiot Behind Keyboard
IBRBI\’ll Be Right Back
IBTIn Between Technology
IBTCItty Bitty Titty Committee
IBTDI Beg To Differ
IBTLIn Before The Lock
ICIndependant Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See
ICBWI Could Be Wrong
ICBWICBMIt Could Be Worse, It Could Be Me
ICWI Can\’t Wait
ICYCIn Case You\’re Curious -or- In Case You Care
ID10TIdiot
IDCI Don\’t Care
IDGADI Don\’t Give A Damn
IDGAFI Don\’t Give A F***
IDGARAI Don\’t Give A Rats Ass
IDGII Don\’t Get It -or- I Don\’t Get Involved
IDKI Don\’t Know
IDK, my BFF JillI Don\’t Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill
IDKYI Don\’t Know You
IDMIt Does Not Matter
IDRKI Don\’t Really Know
IDSTI Didn\’t Say That
IDTAI Did That Already
IDTSI Don\’t Think So
IEFIt\’s Esther\’s Fault
IF/IBIn the Front -or- In the Back
IFABI Found A Bug
IFUI F***ed Up
IGGPI Gotta Go Pee
IGTPI Get The Point
IGWSIt Goes Without Saying
IGWSTIt Goes Without Saying That
IGYHTBTI Guess You Had To Be There
IHAI Hate Acronyms
IHAIMI Have Another Instant Message
IHNOI Have No Opinion
IHTFPI Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place
IHUI Hear You
IIABDFIIf It Ain\’t Broke, Don\’t Fix It
IIIOIntel Inside, Idiot Outside
IIMADIf It Makes An(y) Difference
IINMIf I\’m Not Mistaken
IIRIf I Remember -or- If I Recall
IIRCIf I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly
IITIs It Tight?
IITLYTOIf It\’s Too Loud You\’re Too Old
IITYWIMWYBMADIf I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWYBMADIf I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
IIWMIf It Were Me
IJPMPI Just Pissed My Pants
IJWTKI Just Want To Know
IJWTSI Just Want To Say
IKALOPLTI Know A Lot Of People Like That
IKWYMI Know What You Mean
IKYABWAII Know You Are But What Am I?
ILAI Love Acronyms
ILF/MDI Love Female/Male Dominance
ILICISCOMKI Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILMJI Love My Job
ILUI Love You
ILUAAFI Love You As A Friend
ILYI Love You
IMInstant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
IM2BZ2PI aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
IMAI Might Add
IMAOIn My Arrogant Opinion
IMCOIn My Considered Opinion
IMEIn My Experience
IMEZRUI Am Easy, Are You?
IMHEIUOIn My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
IMHOIn My Humble Opinion
IMNERHOIn My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
IMNSHOIn My Not So Humble Opinion
IMOIn My Opinion
IMOOIn My Own Opinion
IMPOVIn My Point Of View
IMRUI Am, Are You?
IMSI Am Sorry
INBDIt\’s No Big Deal
INMPIt\’s Not My Problem
INNWIf Not Now, When
INPOIn No Particular Order
INUCOSMIt\’s No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
IOHI\’m Outta Here
IONIndex Of Names
IONOI Don\’t Know
IOUI Owe You
IOUDInside, Outside, Upside Down
IOWIn Other Words
IPNI\’m Posting Naked
IRLIn Real Life
ISAGNI See A Great Need
ISHInsert Sarcasm Here
ISOIn Search Of
ISSI Said So -or- I\’m So Sure
ISSYGTII\’m So Sure You Get The Idea
ISTMIt Seems To Me
ISTRI Seem To Remember
ISWCIf Stupid Were a Crime
ISWYMI See What You Mean
ISYALSI\’ll Send You A Letter Soon
ITAI Totally Agree
ITFAIn The Final Analysis
ITIGBSI Think I\’m Going To Be Sick
ITMIn The Money
ITMAIt\’s That Man Again
ITSIntense Text Sex
ITSFWIIf The Shoe Fits Wear It
IUMIf You Must
IWALUI Will Always Love You
IWBAPTAKYAIYSTAI Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
IWBNIIt Would Be Nice If
IWFUI Wanna F*** You
IWIWUI Wish I Was You
IWSNI Want Sex Now
IYAOYASIf You Ain\’t Ordinance You Ain\’t Sh**
IYDIn Your Dreams
IYDMMAIf You Don\’t Mind My Asking
IYFEGInsert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
IYKWIMIf You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYDIf You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYOIn Your Opinion
IYQI Like You
IYSSIf You Say So
IYSWIMIf You See What I Mean
J/CJust Checking
J/JJust Joking
J/KJust Kidding
J/OJerking Off
J/PJust Playing
J/WJust Wondering
J2LYKJust To Let You Know
J4FJust For Fun
J4GJust For Grins
J4T or JFTJust For Today
J5MJust Five Minutes
JADJust Another day
JAFOJust Another F***ing Onlooker
JAFSJust A F***ing Salesman
JAMJust A Minute
JASJust A Second
JCJust Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ
JDIJust Do It
JDMJJust Doing My Job
JEOMKJust Ejaculated On My Keyboard
JFHJust F*** Her
JFIJust For Information
JHOJust Helping Out
JHOMJust Helping out My (Mafia, Mob, Neighbors, etc.)
JHOMFJust Helping Out My Friend(s)
JICJust In Case
JKJust Kidding
JM2CJust My 2 Cents
JMOJust My Opinion
JOOTTJust One Of Those Things
JPJust Playing
JSUJust Shut Up
JSYKJust So You Know
JTJust Teasing
JTLYKJust To Let You Know
JTOLJust Thinking Out Loud
JTOUJust Thinking Of You
JUADLAMJumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
JWJust Wondering
KOK
KBKick Butt
KBDKeyboard
kewlit means cool
KFY -or- K4YKiss For You
KHYFKnow How You Feel
KIAKilled In Action
KIBOKnowledge In, Bullsh** Out
KIPPERSKids In Parents\’ Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings
KIRKeep It Real
KISSKeep It Simple Stupid
KITKeep In Touch
kittycode word for vagina
KKKiss Kiss
KMAKiss My Ass
KMFHAKiss My Fat Hairy Ass
KMPKeep Me Posted
KMRIAKiss My Royal Irish Arse
KMSLAKiss My Shiny Little Ass
KMUFKiss Me You Fool
KMWAKiss My White Ass
KOKKnock
KOTCKiss On The Cheek
KOTLKiss On The Lips
KPCKeeping Parents Clueless
KSKill Stealer
KUTGWKeep Up The Good Work
KWIMKnow What I Mean?
KWSTAKiss With Serious Tongue Action
KYBCKeep Your Bum Clean
KYFCKeep Your Fingers Crossed
KYNCKeep Your Nose Clean
KYPOKeep Your Pants On
LLaugh
L8RLater
L?^Let\’s hook up
LABATYDLife\’s A Bitch And Then You Die
LAQLame Ass Quote
LB?W/CLike Bondage? Whips or Chains
LBR and LGRLittle Boy\’s Room and Little Girl\’s Room
LBUG or LBIGLaughing Because You\’re Gay -or- Laughing Because I\’m Gay
LDLong Distance -or- Later Dude
LDIMEDILLIGAFLook Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
LDRLong Distance Relationship
LDTTWALet\’s Do The Time Warp Again
LFLet\’s F***
LFTILooking Forward To It
LGMASLord Give Me A Sign
LH6Let’s Have Sex
LHMLord Have Mercy
LHOLaughing Head Off
LHOSLets Have Online Sex
LHSOLet\’s Have Sex Online
LHULet\’s Hook Up
LIFOLast In, First Out
LISLaughing In Silence
LJBFLet\’s Just Be Friends
LKITRLittle Kid In The Room
LLOMLike Leno on Meth
LLTALots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
LMAOLaughing My Ass Off
LMFAOLaughing My F***ing Ass Off
LMHOLaughing My Head Off
LMIRLLet\’s Meet In Real Life
LMKLet Me Know
LMSOLaughing My Socks Off
LMTCLeft a Message To Contact
LMTCBLeft Message To Call Back
LOLLaughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Love
LOLALaugh Out Loud Again
LOLZLots Of Laughs
LOMBARDLots Of Money But A Right Dick
LOMLLove Of My Life
LONHLights On, Nobody Home
LOOLLaughing Outrageously Out Loud
LOPSODLong On Promises, Short On Delivery
LORELearn Once, Repeat Everywhere
LOULaughing Over You
LPOSLazy Piece Of Sh**
LRFLittle Rubber Feet
LSHITIPALLaughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little
LSHMBHLaughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSVLanguage, Sex, Violence
LTHTTLaughing Too Hard To Type
LTICLaughing \’Til I Cry
LTIOLaughing Til I Orgasm
LTMLaughing To Myself
LTNSLong Time No See
LTNTLong Time, No Type
LTRLong Term Relationship
LTSLaughing to Self
LTTICLook The Teacher Is Coming
LULULocally Undesireable Land Use
LUMTPLove You More Than Pie
luserloser
LUSMLove You So Much
LWRLaunch When Ready
LYLove You
LY4ELove You Forever
LYALove You All
LYBLove You Babe
LYCYLBBLove You, See You Later, Bye Bye
LYKYAMYLove You, Kiss You, Already Miss You
LYLLove You Lots
LYLABLove You Like a Brother
LYLASLove You Like A Sister
LYLBLove You Later Bye
LYMILove You, Mean It
LYWAMHLove You With All My Heart
M2NYMe Too, Not Yet
M4CMeet for Coffee
m4wmen for women
M8 or M8sMate -or- Mates
MAMature Audience
MAYAMost Advanced Yet Accessible
MBMessage Board
MBNMust Be Nice
MBRFNMust Be Real F***ing Nice
MDDoctor of Medicine -or- Managing Director
MEGOMy Eyes Glaze Over
mehWho cares, whatever
MFMy Friend
MFDMulti-Function Device
MfGMit freundlichen Gruessen
MFICMother F***er In Charge
MFWICMo Fo Who\’s In Charge
MHBFYMy Heart Bleeds For You
mhhmuh huh -or- yeah
MHOTYMy Hat\’s Off To You
MIAMissing In Action
MIHAPMay I Have Your Attention Please
MILMother-In-Law
MILFMother I\’d Like to F***
MIRLMeet In Real Life
MITINMore Info Than I Needed
MKOPMy Kind Of Place
MLAMultiple Letter Acronym
MLASMy Lips Are Sealed
mlmgiving the digital middle finger
MMMarket Maker
MMHA2UMy Most Humble Apologies To You
mmkmmm ok
MMLMade Me Laugh
MMYTMail Me Your Thoughts
MOMove On
MOFMatter Of Fact
MOFOMother F***er
MOMPLOne Moment Please
MOOMud, Object-Oriented -or- Matter Of Opinion
MOOSMember Of The Opposite Sex
MOPMOment Please
MorFMale or Female
MOSMom Over Shoulder
MOSSMember(s) Of The Same Sex
MOTASMember Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTDMessage Of The Day
MOTOSMember(s) Of The Opposite Sex
MOTSSMember(s) Of The Same Sex
MPFBMy Personal F*** Buddy
MRAMoving Right Along
MRPHMail the Right Place for Help
MSGMessage
MSMDMonkey See Monkey Do
MSNUWMini-Skirt No UnderWear
MSTMMakes Sense To Me
MTBFMean Time Before Failure
MTFMore To Follow
MTFBWYMay The Force Be With You
MTLAMy True Love Always
MTSBWYMay The Schwartz Be With You
MUAH or MWAHThe sound of a kiss
MUBARMessed up Beyond All Recognition
MUSLMissing You Sh** Loads
MUSMMiss You So Much
MVAMotor Vehicle Accident
MVA no PIMotor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury
MVA w/PIMotor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury
MWBRLMore Will Be Revealed Later
MYLMind Your Language
MYOBMind Your Own Business
NNo
N-A-Y-LIn A While
N/ANot Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
N/MNothing Much
N/TNo Text
N1Nice One
N2MNot To Mention -or- Not Too Much
N2MJCHBUNot Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You?
NABNot A Blonde
NADTNot A Damn Thing
NAGBNearly Almost A Good Bridge
NAKNursing At Keyboard
NALOPKTNot A Lot Of People Know That
NASCARNon-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
natchNaturally
NATONo Action, Talk Only
NAVYNever Again Volunteer Yourself
NAZName, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NBNota Bene
NB4TNot Before Time
NBDNo Big Deal
NBFABNot Bad For A Beginner
NBFABSNot Bad For A Bot Stopper
NBGNo Bloody Good
NBIFNo Basis In Fact
NBLFYNothing But Love For You
NBSNo Bull Sh**
NCNice Crib
NCGNew College Graduate
NDNo Date
NDNIndian
neAny
ne-wayzanyways
ne1Anyone
ne14kfcanyone for KFC?
ne1eranyone here?
Ne2HNeed To Have
NEETNot currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training
NESECAny Second
NEVNeighborhood Electric Vehicle
NEWSNorth, East, West, South
NFBSKNot For British School Kids
NFCNot Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance
NFFNo F***ing Fair
NFGNot F***ing Good
NFINo F***ing Idea
NFSNeed For Sex -or- Network File System
NFWNo F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
NGNew Game
NGBNearly Good Bridge
NHNice Hand
NHOHNever Heard Of Him/Her
NI4NIAn Eye For Any Eye
NICENonsense In Crappy Existence
NIFOCNude In Front Of The Computer
NIGYYSOBNow I\’ve Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
NIHNot Invented Here
NIMNo Internal Message
NIMBYNot In My Back Yard
NIMJDNot In My Job Description
NIMQNot In My Queue
NIMYNever In A Million Years
NINONothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
NISMNeed I Say More
NITLNot In This Lifetime
NIYWFDNot In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams
NLLNice Little Lady
NMNever Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move
nm, unot much, you?
NMEEnemy
NMHNot Much Here
NMHJCNot Much Here, Just Chilling
NMPNot My Problem
NMTENow More Than Ever
NMUNot Much, You?
NNNot Now -or- Need
NNCIMINTFZNot Now Chief, I\’m In The F ***in\’ Zone
NNRNeed Not Respond
NNWWNudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink
NONot Online
no prawno problem
NOANot Online Anymore
NOFINo OFfence Intended
NOSNew Old Stock
NOYNot Online Yet
NOYBNone Of Your Business
NPNo Problem -or- Nosy Parents
NQANo Questions Asked
NQOCDNot Quite Our Class Dear
NRNice Roll
NRGEnergy
NRNNo Reply Necessary
NSNice Set
NSANo Strings Attached
NSFWNot Safe For Work
NSSNo Sh** Sherlock
NSTLCNeed Some Tender Loving Care
NTANot This Again
nthnothing
NTIMNot That It Matters
NTIMMNot That It Matters Much
NTKNice To Know
NTMNot That Much
NTMUNice To Meet You
NTTAWWTNot That There\’s Anything Wrong With That
NTWNot To Worry
NTYMINow That You Mention It
NUBNew person to a site or game
NUFFEnough Said
NVMNeVer Mind
NVNGNothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
NWNo Way
NWALNerd Without A Life
NWOTNew WithOut Tags
NWRNot Work Related
NWTNew With Tags
NYCNot Your Concern
NYCFSNew York City Finger Salute
OOpponent -or- Over
OAOOver And Out
OATUSOn A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUSOn An Unrelated Subject
OBObligatory
OBEOvercome By Events
OBOOr Best Offer
OBTWOh By The Way
OBXOld Battle Axe
OCOriginal Character -or- Own Character
OCDObsessive Compulsive Disorder
ODTAAOne Damn Thing After Another
OICOh, I See
OICU812Oh I See, You Ate One Too
OKAll Correct
OLOld Lady
OLLOnLine Love
OLNOnLine Netiquette
OLOOnly Laughed Once
OMOld Man
OMBOh My Buddha
OMDBOver My Dead Body
OMFGOh My F***ing God
OMGOh My God
OMIKOpen Mouth, Insert Keyboard
OMLOh My Lord
OMWOn My Way
ONIDOh No I Didn\’t
ONNAOh No, Not Again
ONNTAOh No, Not This Again
ONUDOh No You Didn\’t
OOOver and Out
OOAKOne Of A Kind
OOCOut Of Character -or- Out Of Control
OOFOut Of Facility
OOIOut Of Interest
OOOOut Of Office
OOSOut Of Stock
OOTBOut Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
OOTCObligatory On Topic Comment
OSIFOh Sh** I Forgot
OSINTOTOh Sh** I Never Thought Of That
OSTOn Second Thought
OTOff Topic
OTASOICOwing To A Slight Oversight In Construction
OTCOver The Counter
OTFOff The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone)
OTHOff The Hook
OTLOut To Lunch
OTOHOn The Other Hand
OTPOn The Phone
OTSOn The Scene -or- On The Spot -or- Off The Shelf
OTTOver The Top
OTTOMHOff The Top Of My Head
OTWOff The Wall
OUSUOh, You Shut Up
OWTTEOr Words To That Effect
OZAustralia
PPartner
P&CPrivate & Confidential
P-ZAPizza
P2C2EProcess Too Complicated Too Explain
P2U4URAQTPPeace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie
P911Parent Alert
PAParent Alert
PALParents Are Listening
PANSPretty Awesome New Stuff
PAWParents Are Watching
PBPotty Break
PBBParent Behind Back
PBEMPlay By EMail
PBIABPay Back Is A Bitch
PBJPeanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock
PCPersonal Computer -or- Politically Correct
PCMPlease Call Me
PCMCIAPeople Can\’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PDPublic Domain
PDAPersonal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection
PDOMAPulled Directly Out Of My Ass
PDQPretty Darn Quick
PDSPlease Don\’t Shout
PEBCACProblem Exists Between Chair And Computer
PEBCAKProblem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PEEPPeople Engaged and Empowered for Peace
peepspeople
PFAPulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
PFCPretty F***ing Cold
phatPretty Hot And Tempting
PHBPointy Haired Boss
PHSPointy Haired Stupidvisor
PIAPSPig In A Pant Suit
PIBKACProblem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
PICNICProblem In Chair, Not In Computer
PIFPaid In Full
PIMPPeeing In My Pants
PIMPLPeeing In My Pants Laughing
PINPerson In Need
PIRParent In Room
PITAPain In The Ass
PITMEMBOAMPeace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
pixpictures -or- photos
PLOPeace, Love, Out
PLOKTAPress Lots Of Keys To Abort
PLOSParents Looking Over Shoulder
PLSPlease
PLZPlease
PMPersonal Message -or- Private Message
PMBIPardon My Butting In
PMFPardon My French -or- Pure Freaking Magic
PMFJIPardon Me For Jumping In
PMIGBOMPut Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJIPardon My Jumping In
PMLPissing Myself Laughing
PMPPeeing My Pants
PMSLPissed MySelf Laughing
PNATMBCPay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
PNATTMBTCPay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
PNCAHPlease, No Cursing Allowed Here
PNDPossibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device
POPiss Off
POAHFPut On A Happy Face
POAKPassed Out At Keyboard
POMSParent Over My Shoulder
PONAPerson Of No Account
POPPhoto On Profile -or- Point of Purchase -or- Point Of Presence -or- Post Office Protocol
POSParent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
POSCPiece Of Sh** Computer
POSSLQPersons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
POTATOPerson Over Thirty Acting Twenty One
POTSPlain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder
POTUSPresident of the United States
POVPoint Of View
PPPeople
PPLPay-Per-Lead -or- People
pronporn
PRWParents Are Watching
PSPost Script
PSAPublic Service Announcement
PSOProduct Superior to Operator
PTHPrime Tanning Hours
PTMMPlease Tell Me More
PTPPardon The Pun
PTPOPPat The Pissed Off Primate
PUThat Stinks
putercomputer
PVPPlayer Versus Player
pwpassword
PWASPrayer Wheels Are Spinning
PWCBPerson Will Call Back
pwnown
pwntowned
PWPPlot, What Plot?
QQueue -or- Question
Q2CQuick To Cum
QCQuality Control
QFTQuoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking
QLQuit Laughing
QLSReply
QOTDQuote Of The Day
QQQuick Question -or- Cry More
QSQuit Scrolling
QTCutie
QYBQuit Your Bitching
rare
r u da?Are You There?
r u goinare you going?
R U there?Are you there?
R&DResearch & Development
R&RRest & Relaxation
RAEBNCRead And Enjoyed, But No Comment
RATRemotely Activated Trojan
RB@YaRight Back at Ya
RBAYRight Back At You
RBTLRead Between The Lines
RCRemote Control
RCIRectal Cranial Inversion
RERegards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again
REHIHi Again
RFDRequest For Discussion
RFRReally F***ing Rich
RFSReally F***ing Soon
RGRRoger
RHIPRank Has Its Privileges
RHKRoundHouse Kick
RIYLRecommended If You Like
RKBARight to Keep and Bear Arms
RLReal Life
RLCOReal Life Conference
RLFReal Life Friend
RMRemake
RMETTHRolling My Eyes To The Heavens
RMLBRead My Lips Baby
RMMAReading My Mind Again
RMMMRead My Mail Man
RNRight Now
RNNReply Not Necessary
ROFLRolling On Floor Laughing
RORRaffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
ROTFLRolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAORolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMFAORolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
ROTFLOLRolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTGLRolling On The Ground Laughing
ROTGLMAORolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
ROTMRight On The Money
RPGRole Playing Games
RRQReturn Receipt reQuested
RRRhaR haR haR (instead of LOL)
RSNReal Soon Now
RSVPRepondez S\’il Vous Plait
RTReal Time
RTBReturning To Base (home)
RTBMRead The Bloody Manual
RTBSReason To Be Single
RTFAQRead The FAQ
RTFFRead The F***ing FAQ
RTFMRead The F***ing Manual
RTFQRead The F***ing Question
RTHRelease The Hounds
RTKReturn To Keyboard
RTM or RTFMRead The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual
RTSRead The Screen
RTSMRead The Silly Manual
RTSSRead The Screen Stupid
RTTSDRight Thing To Say Dude
RTWFQRead The Whole F***ing Question
RUAre You?
RU/18Are You Over 18?
RUFKMAre You F***ing Kidding Me?
RUHAre You Horny?
RUMCYMHMDAre You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
RUMORFAre You Male OR Female?
RUNTSAre You Nuts?
RUOKAre You OK?
RUSAre You Serious?
RUSOSAre You SOS (in trouble)?
RUTAre You There?
RUUP4ITAre You Up For It?
RXRegards
RYFMRead Your Friendly Manual
RYORoll Your Own
RYSRead Your Screen
SSmile
S2RSend To Receive
S2USame To You
S4BSh** for Brains
S4LSpam For Life
SADADSuck A Dick And Die
SAHMStay At Home Mom
SAIAStupid Asses In Action
SAPFUSurpassing All Previous Foul Ups
SBStand By
SBISorry \’Bout It
SBTASorry, Being Thick Again
SBUGSmall Bald Unaudacious Goal
SCNRSorry, Could Not Resist
SDKScottie Doesn\’t Know -or- Software Developer\’s Kit
secwait a second
SEDSaid Enough Darling
SEGSh** Eating Grin
SEPSomebody Else\’s Problem
SETESmiling Ear To Ear
SEWAGScientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess
SFSurfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction
SFAIAASo Far As I Am Aware
SFETESmiling From Ear To Ear
SFLAStupid Four Letter Acronym
SFTTMStop F***ing Talking To Me
SFXSound Effects -or- Stage Effects
SHSh** Happens
SHBShould Have Been
shhhquiet
SHIDSlap Head In Disgust
SHMILYSee How Much I Love You
SICSpelling Is Correct
SICLSitting In Chair Laughing
SICSSitting In Chair Snickering
SIISeriously Impaired Imagination
SILSister-In-Law
SIPSkiing In Powder
SITStay In Touch
SITCOMSingle Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SITDStill In The Dark
SIUPSuck It Up Pussy
SIUYAShove It Up Your Ass
sk8erskater
sk8rskater
SLSecond Life
SLAPSounds Like A Plan
SLAWSounds Like A Winner
SLIRKSmart Little Rich Kid
SLMSee Last Mail
SLOMSticking Leeches On Myself
SLTSomething Like That
SMSenior Moment
SMAIMSend Me An Instant Message
SMBSuck My Balls
SMESubject Matter Expert
SMEMSend Me E-Mail
SMHShaking My Head
SMIMSend Me an Instant Message
SMOPSmall Matter of Programming
smtsomething
SNAFUSituation Normal, All F***ed Up
SNAGSensitive New Age Guy
SNERTSnotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SOSignificant Other
SOBSon Of a B*tch
SOBTStressed Out Big Time
SODDISome Other Dude Did It
SOGOPSh** Or Get Off the Pot
SOHSense Of Humor
SOHFSense Of Humor Failure
SOISelf Owning Idiot
SOIARSit On It And Rotate
sokit\’s ok
SOLSh** Out of Luck
some1someone
SOMYSick Of Me Yet
SOOYASnake Out Of Your Ass
SOPStandard Operating Procedure
SorGStraight or Gay
SOSSame Old Sh** -or- help
SOTShort On Time
SOTMGShort On Time, Must Go
SOWSpeaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work
sozSorry
SROStanding Room Only
srslyseriously
SSCSuper Sexy Cute
SSDDSame Sh** Different Day
SSEWBASomeday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
SSIASubject Says It All
STBXSoon To Be Ex
STBYSucks To Be You
STDSeal The Deal -or- Sexually Transmitted Disease
STFUShut The F*** Up
STFWSearch The F***ing Web
sthsomething
STMSpank The Monkey
STPPYNOZGTWStop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
STR8Straight
STSSo To Speak
STWSearch The Web
STYSSpeak To You Soon
SUShut Up
SUACSh** Up A Creek
SUAKMShut Up And Kiss Me
SUFISuper Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
SUFIDScrewing Up Face In Disgust
SULSnooze You Lose
supwhat\’s up?
suxsucks
SUYFShut Up You Fool
SWAGScientific Wild Ass Guess -or- SoftWare And Giveaways
SWAKSealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
SWALBCAKWSSealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won\’t Stick
SWALKSealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYTSo What Do You Think?
sweet<3sweetheart
SWFSingle White Female
SWIMSee What I Mean?
SWISSee What I\’m Saying
SWLScreaming With Laughter
SWMBOShe Who Must Be Obeyed
SWUSo What\’s Up
SYLSee You Later
SYSSee You Soon
SYTSee You Tomorrow
s^what\’s up?
T&CTerms & Conditions
T@YLTalk At You Later
TAThanks Again
TABOOMATake A Bite Out Of My Ass
TAFThat\’s All, Folks
TAFNThat\’s All For Now
TAHTake A Hike
TAKSThat\’s A Knee Slapper
TANJThere Ain\’t No Justice
TANSTAAFLThere Ain\’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TAPTake A Pill
TARFUThings Are Really F***ed Up
TASTaking A Shower
TAWTeachers Are Watching
TBATo Be Advised
TBCTo Be Continued
TBDTo Be Determined
TBEThick Between Ears
TBHTo Be Honest
TBYBTry Before You Buy
TCTake Care
TCBTrouble Came Back
TCOYTake Care Of Yourself
TDMToo Darn Many
TDTMTalk Dirty To Me
TEOTWAWKIThe End Of The World As We Know It
TFDSThat\’s For Darn Sure
TFHThread From Hell
TFLMSThanks For Letting Me Share
TFMThanks From Me
TFMIUThe F***ing Manual Is Unreadable
TFNThanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
TFSThanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute
TFTHAOTThanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
TFTTThanks For The Thought
TFXTraffic
TGALThink Globally, Act Locally
TGGTGThat Girl/Guy has Got To Go
TGIFThank God It\’s Friday
THX or TX or THKSThanks
TIAThanks In Advance
TIAILThink I Am In Love
TICTongue In Cheek
TIGASThink I Give A Sh**
TILIITell It Like It Is
TINGTESThere Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks
TINWISThat Is Not What I Said
TISCThis Is So Cool
TISLThis Is So Lame
TISNCThis Is So Not Cool
TISNFThat Is So Not Fair
TISNTThat Is So Not True
TKTo Come
TKU4UKThank You For Your Kindness
TLAThree Letter Acronym
TLCTender Loving Care
TLGOThe List Goes On
TLITBCThat\’s Life In The Big City
TLK2UL8RTalk To You Later
TMTrust Me
TMAToo Many Acronyms
TMIToo Much Information
TMSGOToo Much Sh** Going On
TMTOWTDIThere\’s More Than One Way To Do It
TNATemporarily Not Available
TNCTongue In Cheek
TNTTil Next Time
TNTLTrying Not To Laugh
TNXThanks
to go nookleerto explode
TOBALThere Oughta Be A Law
TOBGThis Oughta Be Good
TOMTomorrow
TOPCATil Our Paths Cross Again
TOTTons Of Time
TOYThinking Of You
TPTeam Player -or- TelePort
TPCThe Phone Company
TPSThat\’s Pretty Stupid
TPTTrailor Park Trash
TPTBThe Powers That Be
TQMTotal Quality Management
TRAMThe Rest Are Mine
TRDMCTears Running Down My Cheeks
tripdubtriple w
trootrue
TRPTelevision Rating Points
TSTough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks
TSIAThis Says It All
TSIFThank Science It\’s Friday
TSNFThat\’s So Not Fair
TSOBTough Son Of a B*tch
TSRTotally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules
TSRATwo Shakes of a Rat\’s Ass
TTBig Tease
TTATap That Ass
TTBOMKTo The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFNTa Ta For Now
TTGTime to Go
TTIOTThe Truth Is Out There
TTKSFTrying To Keep a Straight Face
TTMFTa Ta MOFO
TTSText To Speech
TTTThat\’s The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too
TTTHTFALTalk To The Hand The Face Ain\’t Listening
TTTKATime To Totally Kick Ass
TTTTTo Tell The Truth
TTULTalk To You Later
TTYAWFNTalk To You A While From Now
TTYLTalk To You Later -or- Type To You Later
TTYTTalk To You Tomorrow
TVM4YEMThank You Very Much For Your E-Mail
TWHABThis Won\’t Hurt A Bit
TWHEThe Walls Have Ears
TWIMCTo Whom It May Concern
TWITAThat\’s What I\’m Talking About
TWIWIThat Was Interesting, Wasn\’t It?
TXSThanks
TXT IMText Instant Message
TXT MSGtext message
TYThank You
TYCLOTurn Your CAPS LOCK Off
TYGThere You Go
TYVMThank You Very Much
uYou
u upare you up?
U-LYou Will
U2You Too
u8you ate?
UBSUnique Buying State
UCWAPUp a Creek Without A Paddle
UDH82BMEYou\’d Hate To Be Me
UDMYou\’re the Man
UG2BKYou\’ve Got To Be Kidding
UGCUser-Generated Content
UNOITYou Know It
unPCunPolitically Correct
UNTCOYou Need To Chill Out
UOKAre You OK?
UPODUnder Promise Over Deliver
uryou are
UR2KYou Are Too Kind
URAPITAYou Are A Pain In The Ass
URSAIYou Are Such An Idiot
URWYou Are Welcome
URWSYou Are Wise
URYY4MYou Are Too Wise For Me
URZyours
USPUnique Selling Proposition
UTMYou Tell Me
UVUnpleasant Visual
UWIWUYou Wish I Was You
VBGVery Big Grin
VBSVery Big Smile
VCVenture Capital
VCDAVaya Con Dios, Amigo
VEGVery Evil Grin
VFMValue For Money
VGNVegan -or- Vegitarian
VIPVery Important Person
VIVVery Important Visitor
VMVoice Mail
VRBSVirtual Reality Bull Sh**
VSFVery Sad Face
VWDVery Well Done
VWPVery Well Played
w\’s^what\’s up?
W/With
W/EWeekend
W/OWithout
w/r/twith regard to
w00tWe Own the Other Team
w4mwomen for men
W8Wait
W9Wife in room
WADWithout A Doubt
WAEFWhen All Else Fails
WAFBWhat A F***ing Bitch
WAFMWhat A F***ing Mess
WAFSWarm And Fuzzies
WAGWild Ass Guess
WAIWhat An Idiot
WAKWhat A Kiss
WAMBAMWeb Application Meets Brick And Mortar
WAYDWhat Are You Doing?
WAYNWhere Are You Now?
WBWelcome Back -or- Write Back
WBSWrite Back Soon
WBUWhat \’Bout You?
WCWho Cares
WCAWho Cares Anyway
WDWell Done
WDALYICWho Died And Left You In Charge?
WDDDWoopie Doo Da Dey
WDRWith Due Respect
WDTWho Does That?
WDYMWhat Do You Mean?
WDYMBTWhat Do You Mean By That?
WDYSWhat Did You Say?
WDYTWhat Do You Think?
WEWhatever
WEGWicked Evil Grin
WETSUWe Eat This Sh** Up
WFWay Fun
WFMWorks For Me
WGWicked Grin
WGAFFWho Gives A Flying F***
WIBAMUWell, I\’ll Be A Monkey\’s Uncle
WIBNIWouldn\’t It Be Nice If
WIIFMWhat\’s In It For Me
WIIFYWhat\’s In It For You
WILBWorkplace Internet Leisure Browsing
WILCOWill Comply
WIMWoe Is Me
WIPWork In Process
wirldworld
WISPWinning Is So Pleasureable
WITWordsmith In Training
WITFITSWhat In The F*** Is This Sh**
WITWWhat In The World
WIUWrap It Up
wkewlway cool
WLMIRLWould Like to Meet In Real Life
WMHGBWhere Many Have Gone Before
WMMOWSWash My Mouth Out With Soap
WMPLWet My Pants Laughing
WNOHGBWhere No One Has Gone Before
WOAWork Of Art
WOGWise Old Guy
WOMWord Of Mouse
WOMBATWaste Of Money, Brains And Time
WOOFWell Off Older Folks
wootWe Own the Other Team
WOPWith Out Papers
wordit means cool, a.k.a. word up
WOTAMWaste Of Time And Money
WOTDWord Of The Day
WPWell Played
WRTWith Regard To -or- With Respect To
wruwhere are you?
WRUDWhat Are You Doing?
WRUDATMWhat Are You Doing At The Moment?
WTWithout Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
WTBWant To Buy
WTFWhat The F***
WTFDYJSWhat The F*** Did You Just Say?
WTFGDAWay To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass
WTFHWhat The F***ing Hell
WTFWYCMWhy The F*** Would You Call Me?
WTGWay To Go
WTGPWant To Go Private?
WTHWhat The Heck
WTHOWWhite Trash Headline Of the Week
WTMIWay Too Much Information
WTNWhat Then Now? -or- Who Then Now?
WTSWant To Sell
WTSDSWhere The Sun Don\’t Shine
WTSHTFWhen The Sh** Hits The Fan
WTTMWithout Thinking Too Much
WUWhat\’s Up
WUFWhere You From
WUWHWish You Were Here
WUWHIMAWish You Were Here In My Arms
wuzwas
wuz4dinaWhat\’s for dinner?
wuzupwhat\’s up?
WWJDWhat Would Jesus Do?
WWSDWhat Would Satan Do?
WWYWhere Were You?
WXWeather
WYCMWill You Call Me?
WYDWhat You Doing?
WYFMWould You F*** Me?
WYGISWYPFWhat You Get Is What You Pay For
WYMWhat do You Mean?
wymynwomen
WYPWhat\’s Your Problem?
WYRNWhat\’s Your Real Name?
WYSWhatever You Say
WYSILOBWhat You See Is A Load of Bullocks
WYSIWYGWhat You See Is What You Get
WYSLPGWhat You See Looks Pretty Good
WYTWhatever You Think
WYWHWish You Were Here
X-I-10Exciting
XLNTExcellent
XMEExcuse Me
XOXOHugs and Kisses
XQZTExquisite
XTCEcstasy
YWhy? -or- Yes
YAYet Another
YA yayaYet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
YABAYet Another Bloody Acronym
YACCYet Another Calendar Company
YAFIYGIYou Asked For It You Got It
YAJWDYou Ain\’t Just Whistling Dixie
YAOTMYet Another Off Topic Message
YAUNYet Another Unix Nerd
YBFYou\’ve Been F***ed
YBSYou\’ll Be Sorry
YBYYeah Baby Yeah
YBYSAYou Bet Your Sweet Ass
YCTYour Comment To
YDKMYou Don\’t Know Me
YEPPIESYoung Experimenting Perfection Seekers
YGBKYou Gotta Be Kidding
YGBSMYou Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
YGLTYou\’re Gonna Love This
YGMYou\’ve Got Mail
YGTBKYou\’ve Got To Be Kidding
YGWYPFYou Get What You Pay For
YHMYou Have Mail
YICYours In Christ
YIUYes, I Understand
YIWGPYes, I Will Go Private
YKWYou Know What?
YKWIMYou Know What I Mean
YMYour Mother
YMAKYou May Already Know
YMMVYour Mileage May Vary
YNKYou Never Know
YOYOYou\’re On Your Own
YRYeah Right
YRYOCCYou\’re Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock
YSYou Stinker
YSANYou\’re Such A Nerd
ysdiw8why should i wait?
YSICWhy Should I Care?
YSKYou Should Know
YSYDYeah, Sure You Do
YTBYou\’re The Best
YTRNWYeah That\’s Right, Now What?
YTTTYou Telling The Truth?
YUPPIESYoung Urban Professionals
YWYou\’re Welcome
YWIAYou\’re Welcome In Advance
YY4UToo Wise For You
YYSSWYeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
zergTo gang up on someone
ZMG or ZOMGOh My God
ZZZSleeping, Bored, Tired
\\M/Heavy Metal Music
^5High Five
^RUP^Read Up Please
^URSUp Yours

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Thank you, Orange Snowman!

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castrosinteriors.com

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MyArbonne.com

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